lolsofunny: zoidberger: when people ask you what you want to do when you leave school (lol here!)
cantankerouscrab: hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
evacuate-your-soul: I literally started crying when at the last episode of The Office, Michael came in out of nowhere and said “That’s what she said” I swear to God, my heart stopped
When you finished reading a page
sodamnrelatable: Wait i dont remember what i just read.
Le drinking…its been a while :)
When you're asleep.
laugh-addict: Expectation: Reality:
peetababy: u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99
I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, then all at once.– John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via alliebugandmollybird)
Plot twist: You actually have someone who thinks you're attractive and genuinely wants to be with you.